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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things? A Hesi-tater"

"My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips."

"""Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!"" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think ""diver city day"" could be fun too"

"4-year-old: I put my Barbie in the tanning bed. Me: You don't have a Barbie tanning bed. 4: Me: *sprints to the toaster*"

"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."

"How Do You Start An African Rave? staple toast to the ceiling..."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!"

"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter."

"On the bright side you only need one more brain cell and you could pass as a plant"