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Joke of the Day

"How are pimples and a priest different? Pimples don't come on your face until you are 12."

"If i don't get a B+ or better on the Emergency Broadcast System Test this Saturday. My mom said she's taking my iPhone away for a month."

"What do you call a chinese jew? Oriental Cooking"

"*makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*"

"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."

"If I had a dollar for every repost I've seen I'd be a millionaire"

"What do you call the Jewish Jamaican singer responsible for pouring the wine at synagogue? De Canter"

"What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush."

"Ask your doctor if practicing medicine is right for him"

"What happens to communists who are late to class? The get marxed tardy."