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Joke of the Day

"Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? ""To a degree."""

"Shoutout to my Cold War reenactment group! We're just a bunch of chill white guys, sitting at a table, acting stressed about the USSR."

"It's a great time to be a horse caretaker in this economy Stable jobs are hard to come by these days."

"What do you call five black man having sex? A threesome."

"Silly Americans. The national pastime of Tahiti is making love, but we, silly fools, picked baseball."

"[i read a pun] me: ugh, no [i make a pun] me: BEHOLD THE ARTISTRY"

"I'm not saying I've let my house get filthy, but this is the second time I've caught my new Roomba trying to mail itself back to the factory"

"I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday it didn't go down very well."

"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."

"Your tattoo says ""only god can judge me"" yet here i am...."