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Joke of the Day
"How many bees are there in the world? A buzzillion."
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"BIGAMY Q: What's the downside to bigamy? A: More than one mother-in-law."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? I left the tip on the night stand."
"There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""It sure is hot in here"". The other muffin says, ""Yeah like 350, 375""."
"What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth? Toothbrush."
"I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean."
"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"
"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."
"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."
"It's ok to eat meat on Fridays during lent! As long as you burn the hell out of it..."