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Joke of the Day
"Every day I try to learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice."
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"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one."
"Did you know about this breed of horses? This breed can jump higher than the average house. You might think, WOW, how can this be? Well, it has very strong legs and the average house can't jump."
"A pedophile, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, and a zoophile walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Get the fuck out."""
"What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!"
"what is kurt cobain's eye color Blue. One blue to left, one blue to the right."
"It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally."
"Affirmation or irony? Yes."
"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."
"5 out of six researchers conclude, Russian roulette is complete safe."