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Joke of the Day
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one."
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"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence? udder destruction"
"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"
"My grandmothers astrological sign was Cancer. Ironic, how she died. Crushed to death by a giant crab."
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"I could Juggle right now, but I don't have the balls to do it."
"""no one cares abot ur plan to dig to the center of the earth! the world doesnt revolve around you!"" she said. ""IT WILL IF MY PLAN WORKS THO"""
"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"
"Why hiring foreign workers can be bad... Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!"
"What actor touches every girl on set? David Cop-a-feel"