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Joke of the Day

"Did you know about this breed of horses? This breed can jump higher than the average house. You might think, WOW, how can this be? Well, it has very strong legs and the average house can't jump."

"I dig my own Grave. Adds Inter-ior designer to Resume."

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You dont cum on the apple before you eat it...."

"The doctor told me to lose some weight. I said, ""How?"" He said ""Don't eat anything fatty."" I said, ""You mean pies, chips, that sort of thing?"" He said, ""No, just don't eat anything, fatty."""

"How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection"

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head"

"Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!"

"What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery? ""Suture self!"""

"I forgot to pluck my eyebrows while getting ready this morning. It was an oversight."

"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... Unless you're in prison (I'll see myself out)"