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Joke of the Day
"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."
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"Everyone should invest in silent comedy. After all, mime *is* money."
"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."
"The mall crowd parts as I shuffle through after waking up naked on the food court floor. ""Too pudgy to be a terminator"" says one woman."
"Why was Hitler better than Jesus? Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread ad 2 fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."
"How do you make tear-free soap? Don't use child labor."
"Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks"
"what's the difference between an elephant and a sicilian grandmother? the black dress"
"Q: Why did the comedian do time? A: Is it cause his jokes killed? (Nope, one in ten dead)"
"What's the best way too kill a Hipster?? throw em in the main stream"