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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally."
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"Hear about the guy whose brother cut off his leg below the ankle? Treachery was a foot."
"I love the word ""Allegedly"". You can make up anything about anyone without any reprisal... allegedly."
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