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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!"
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"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" ""You are on the other side"" the other blonde yells back."
"[police lineup] Cop: Do you see the guy who ate your plants? Me: Nope Cop: *waving leaf* Wildebeest step forward? WB: *drooling* Goddamnit"
"My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now."
"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""
"Met a woman with 12 boobs last night... Sounds unbelievable dozen tit"
"What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks? The Mos Eisley can't even."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"
"Me: ""I'd like to withdraw 3 sausages and a packet of peanuts please."" Man: ""That isn't how a food bank works, sir."""
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex. ....my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."