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Joke of the Day
"5 out of six researchers conclude, Russian roulette is complete safe."
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"Just thought of a nazi knock knock joke (probably said before) Knock knock Whos there? Nazis Nazis who? No wonder we killed millions of you."
"King George. One day George is going to be king, thats not bad going for some one who started at Asda."
"I mailed my letter to Santa today. It was an index card that said ""not AIDS."""
"I saw some guy stealing my front gate... -""I saw some guy stealing my front gate."" -""Didn't you say anything?"" -""No, I thought he'd take a fence."""
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