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Joke of the Day

"A pedophile, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac, and a zoophile walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Get the fuck out."""

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a drink and a mop"""

"Do people really expect to have a satisfying experience on a website that ends with "".gov""?"

"Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile"

"I tried to explain what a double-entendre is But it's soooo hard"

"What is an alcoholic's favorite part of the chicken? The Cock Tail"

"'Kyrgyzstan' is what happens when you've already named all the other countries and you have left over letters."

"Charles Manson not only got a woman while in prison, but a woman that only wanted him for his body. Screw Tinder, I'm going to prison."

"The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time."

"What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu."