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Joke of the Day

"I just found out my father's sister doesn't like Jewish people. Its hard to believe I have a relative who is auntie semitic."

"The Barenaked Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake. Its been One Week."

"What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck"

"Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney."

"Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ? It saves so much time."

"What kind of dog does Sauron have? A La-Barad-dur"

"To the man in the wheelchair at Walmart. You may have stole my camouflage jacket. But just remember, you can hide but you cannot run!"

"We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea Runs in our jeans."

"she used to like me. boy: k girl: every kiss begins with k boy: too bad ugly starts with u! girl:... boy: apply cold water to that burn"

"How many Nazis does it take to finish a race? None, Nazis can't finish a race."