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Joke of the Day

"The Barenaked Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake. Its been One Week."

"I've gone unverified for 5,000 years. Why change now?"

"What do you think about a girl isn't a virgin before 18?"

"What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag"

"What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ? An Investigator."

"I was trying to work out what that flying red disk was But then it hit me"

"Me: Ugh. Something I ate this morning didn't agree with me. [Inside my stomach] Chicken Quesadilla: ""The Notebook"" was an overrated film."

"Did you hear about the nudists that attempted to forcefully take over a local beach? It was roundly condemned as a case of naked aggression."

"A woman once received a wooden breast implant It'd be nice if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit?"

"What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky."