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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog does Sauron have? A La-Barad-dur"
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"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"
"What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, ""once upon a time,"" black begins, ""y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""
"I took a poop in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
"You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children? ""One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift."" By Doppler Seuss."
"Please, person who just said ""libary"", tell me more about what an avid reader you are."
"Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp"
"I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something."
"How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!"
"Perfect pickup line No, baby, those aren't warts, I'm just ribbed for your pleasure."