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Joke of the Day

"To the man in the wheelchair at Walmart. You may have stole my camouflage jacket. But just remember, you can hide but you cannot run!"

"Question about storytelling. If I stand on stage, with four spotlights behind me, no matter how I tell the story, is everything I do going to be four - shadowed?"

"I'm in a long-distance relationship My girlfriend lives in the future."

"Did you guys hear about the Italian chef who had food poisoning? He pasta way."

"What do Apple and the US economy have in common now? No Jobs"

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma has a pause and the end of it's clause."

"The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet."

"Hey girl, do you like bad boys? *tries to look cool by flicking my cig, but it's an e-cig so I have to run and get it*"

"What's long thin and smells of piss? Old people doing the conga."

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody nose."