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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally called Nike instead of the suicide hotline They said just do it."
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"What do you call a male robot that likes to dress up in women's clothing? A transistor."
"[weather guy on TV] ""Today there will be 12 clouds. One is called Simon"""
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches..."
"* changes bedsheets, 14 socks fall out * Hmmm... * apologizes to the dryer *"
"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."
"What starts with p and ends in orn Popcorn"
"What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off? A power strip."
"A man on his deathbed told his wife he would like to make love one last time... She replied ""I'm the one who has to get up in the morning!"""
"Some people say I have a dark sense of humor. Not as dark as the charred remains of a holocaust victim."