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Joke of the Day

"What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck"

"What is harder said than done? Your mom"

"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!"

"I wonder if I could save more than 15% on my car insurance if Geico wasn't paying for so many fucking commercials?"

"I have a date this weekend with a girl who has a shoe fetish... But I'm a little worried about getting off on the wrong foot."

"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode."

"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."

"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."

"I'm helping the sharks celebrate their big week by throwing cats into the ocean."

"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."