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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna open a business to wax chests with no pain at all. ...But can I really pull it off?"

"How can you tell that the stage is level? The drummer is drooling out of *both* sides of his mouth."

"A lot of people look at Russian roulette as a negative game, but statistically it's actually one of the only games you can't lose twice"

"What did the upset horse use to row his boat? A saddle."

"Suicide Bomber Training: ""Pay attention because I'm only going to show you this once..."""

"My friend, Damian, is crazy for apple products He's a macadamian nut."

"What on Earth did the NASA discover? Nothing, it was on Mars"

"How do most women like their eggs? Ovarie-z"

"Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone."

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck."