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Joke of the Day
"How do most women like their eggs? Ovarie-z"
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"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit They're usually around 90 degrees"
"Sportscenter, episode 542783747363467367984768474756431063389425993399064375493638386747899532689432462567953467347: Men talking animatedly."
"What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment? The second (right to bare arms)"
"Q: Where do books eat dinner? A: At the table of contents."
"Congrats on being one of the ""cool kids"" in Highschool. Too bad about the rest of your life though."
"What's the difference between having sex while skydiving and a smelly vagina? Well, one's a kinky stunt..."
"""I can closely relate to the LGBT community, as my own child is a man trapped in a woman's body ..."" Fortunately for him, he'll be born next February."
"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!"
"I think mountains are funny.... they're *hill areas*"