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Joke of the Day
"Suicide Bomber Training: ""Pay attention because I'm only going to show you this once..."""
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"A woman is late to a fight. She takes a seat next to several men. ""How many cocks have been beaten?"" she asks. ""None, until now,"" says a man with a smile."
"Friend of mine said ""What rhymes with orange"" I said ""No it doesn't"""
"I have a chest cold, or, as they used to call it in the 17th Century, four days to live."
"I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere."
"I went swimming in the Black Sea It stole my trunks."
"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"
"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said... I would be able to buy a Nigger"
"The problem with dieting is food."
"""The bad news is that you've had a stroke. The good news is that IKEA has hired you to name all their new products!"""