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Joke of the Day
"My friend, Damian, is crazy for apple products He's a macadamian nut."
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"How Long is a Chinese guy."
"What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care? My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?"
"A Leaf and an Emo Person Both Fall From a Tree. What lands first? The leaf, a rope stopped the emo."
"Policing the internet. Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment."
"What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing."
"How does a comedian like his eggs? Funny side up"
"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !"
"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie."
"When I went scuba diving the guy gave me the wrong breathing gases, what an oxy moron."