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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. Then he sits down"

"They say: Dance like there's nobody watching, sing like there's nobody listening. But non of them are there to vouch for you when you end up in an insane asylum."

"That awkward moment when you don't know what to do with your life when you leave the computer, so you just get back on."

"I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you."

"The only people that get more concussions than NFL players... ...Are their wives"

"Slept with a girl who had eczema last night The sex was alright but her tits were cracking!"

"Constipated people don't give a crap."

"Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants."

"I went to www.match.com Better luck on www.ancestry.com"

"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"