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Joke of the Day

"What on Earth did the NASA discover? Nothing, it was on Mars"

"So I was at a party, All the refreshments are lined up on a table; We're still waiting on the *punchline*."

"So a waste depository is where you put the waste you never want to see again... And /r/funny is reddits largest humour depository."

"A cow went to war... But he didn't know what was at steak."

"Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means."

"During the Oscars ""In Memoriam"" my dad pointed out a lot of Jewish people had died, I told him it isn't surprising, they do tend to die all at once like that."

"What do you call a hooker at Christmas? A frostitute"

"*opens car door to drop kid off at school & sees kool aid instead* If you're here then.. [cut to kid bursting through a wall like 'oh yeah']"

"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!"

"Thought of this one at breakfast today Q: What's the worst kind of jam? A: A traffic jam!"