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Joke of the Day
"Entered a blindfolded masturbation contest the other day... No idea where I came"
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"I can't believe I just stopped a girl from being rapped. I got tired and stopped chasing her."
"What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
"You can't get good signal reception at a cemetery It's a dead spot."
"Why does Santa have a garden? So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper..."
"I've never actually been caught smoking weed. But I'm pretty sure my parents know sober people don't give goodnight handshakes."
"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"
"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."
"Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states."
"What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany? Al-fetus-zane"