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Joke of the Day
"Entered a blindfolded masturbation contest the other day... No idea where I came"
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"Being calm is not something I rate."
"Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"""
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ... Buh dum pshh!"
"Best pick up line in a gay bar? ""May I push your stool in?"""
"What's red and invisible at the same time? No tomatoes."
"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."
"Every time I listen to oldies I'm like, ""These people didn't even have cellphones. What the fuck do they know about love?"""
"Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom."
"If babies named Todd don't call themselves ""The Toddler"" then what's the point of having a douchebag baby name like Todd?"