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Joke of the Day
"What's red and invisible at the same time? No tomatoes."
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"Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put ""delicious"" in their name. Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize."
"What do you call a stubborn Egyptian? In denile"
"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."
"It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents...... I can't imagine being an Orfin"
"A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. that was it very short joke"
"What you don't want to hear when having great sex ""HONEY!! I'm home !!! """
"A guy walks into a Barr... and Roseanne's like, ""Hey! Watch where you're going!"""