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Joke of the Day
"*beats arachnophobia* *trips over child dressed as Spider-Man* *fears spiders again*"
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"Me: SORRY I HAVE TO HANG UP I'M HEADING INTO A TUNNEL * hangs up land-line *"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet."
"911 OPERATOR (female): What's your emergency GUY (being murdered): Haha nothing what are you up to"
"Chinese guy enters a grocery shop... A chinese guy enters a grocery shop and asks: -- ""Chunshun guashi Coca Cola"" The shopkeeper responded: -- ""A bottle of what?"""
"A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"Dancing Prime Minister Dancing Chancellor of the Exchequer Dancing Lord Privy Seal -ABBA explores dance vis-a-vis constitutional monarchies"
"How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid? At womb temperature!"
"Boss:Why is your voice gone? Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's ""Dangerous Woman""* I'm ok...allergies are bad."
"What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !"