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Joke of the Day

"What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader."

"Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear"

"What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire? Mourning wood"

"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"

"*answers phone call from boss* I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME AT WORK!"

"I told my boss that I'm quitting my job to become a comedian. He said, ""You can't be serious."" I said, ""I know."""

"[buying treadmill] Me: Can I try it out first? Salesperson: Sure Me: (pulls out laundry basket and hangs wet clothes on it) I like it."

"Did you hear about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? Neither did I."

"What do you call a midget that does cocaine? A low blow"

"Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?"