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Joke of the Day
"What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !"
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"Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump"
"Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market."
"I remember 2010 like it was yesterday"
"Judging by how many people brazenly wander into traffic while staring at their phone, there must be some force-field app I don't know about."
"What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November."
"I love linguistics Its the only class where I can talk about vowel movements."
"I don't mind showing up to work But this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit."
"""Honey, have you seen the baby? I haven't seen the baby since I asked you to throw out the bath wat--OH DEAR GOD!!"" - birth of an expression"
"my dad told me this one Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table , then a chair"