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Joke of the Day

"If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?"

"Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs? Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan."

"I wonder what people who type ""u"" instead of ""you"" do with all their free time?"

"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."

"Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge... They're going to market reproductive organs."

"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""

"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."

"(Warning - Shitty Pun) What do you call a mentally-deficient louse? A *Retardigrade* &nbsp; I'll see myself out now."

"Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues."

"What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called? A singer"