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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""
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"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"
"God: write this down Moses [grabs tablet]: shoot God: thou shalt have no- Moses: slow down, pal. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'"
"If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"My Asian boyfriend was sucking me off last night (we're gay) Best brojob ever."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the microwave until its bill withers."
"If this whole twitter thing doesn't work out, we can all get jobs writing for a company that makes mildly disturbing fortune cookies."
"Did you hear about the guy who haggled with a prostitute for sex in exchange for his pet deer? He was trying to get the most bang for his buck."
"What is a chemists favourite type of music? Heavy Metals."