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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay rooster say? ""Anycockledoooooo!"""
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"What do you call bagels that can fly? ""Plane"" Bagels!... I'll show myself out..."
"Google Assistant gave me that one What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener"
"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"
"Part of our choir got kidnapped last week! Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto."
"I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar. It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung."
"What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor? Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children"
"""Only God can judge me"" People who've never been to Whole Foods."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole??? A 30 foot cock that helps you reach out and touch someone!"
"One time I did mushrooms and played GTA and felt regret for the lives I was taking I was all ""Holy shit these people have families"""