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Joke of the Day
"Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge... They're going to market reproductive organs."
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"When is a door not a door? When its ajar."
"Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan."
"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back..."
"What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping? Meringue-harangue"
"My friends tell me that I'm a sociopath, but I don't care what they think."
"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive real slow in the school zones."
"Starting a new job today. I'm not sure what company, but it's wherever this lady with the giant box of donuts is going."
"Redneck word of the day Rectum Ex. I had two good four wheelers but then I rectum."
"Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course"