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Joke of the Day

"How to stop rape? With consent!"

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."

"{Father & son fishing} DAD: Son, I don't say this nearly enough... SON: *smiles* Yeah? DAD: ...I used to practice kissing on your Aunt Kim."

"My life story is just like ""Eat Pray Love"" but without the last two."

"what do you call it when Batman skips church? a Christian Bale"

"Does anyone else think Squidward's nose looks like...nevermind. There are children in the room."

"The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain... We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition."

"What do you call a fruit that won't get married? A Cantaloupe."

"Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans? Because one more, and it would be too-farty."