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Joke of the Day
"My life story is just like ""Eat Pray Love"" but without the last two."
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"I think my iPhone is broken I keep pressing the home button but I am still at work"
"Recycling Jesus died for our bins."
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"My kid just said his dinner tasted like cat litter. Not sure if I should be offended or wonder how he knows what cat litter tastes like."
"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."
"Husband to wife: ""I am impressed, you only talked to your friend on the phone for 20 minutes."" Wife: ""Oh, I dialed the wrong number"""