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Joke of the Day
"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."
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"I thought of something funnier than 24 25"
"A psychic midget has escaped from prison Yes, we have a small medium at large."
"What flavor do termites like best? Chair-y"
"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"What does a racist joke and a crime have in common? They both start with you looking over your shoulder."
"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit..."
"The Bible is a fascinating book It's fascinating how a book with so much sex and violence can be so boring"
"Have you heard that Magnesium is dating Oxygen? OMg"
"""[I] broke up with him because I was sick of justifying his trench coat to my friends"" - Overheard on the bus"