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Joke of the Day
"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."
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"Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone"
"One day I'm probably going to be too lazy to breathe and just die."
"I would make a joke about your mom but cows are holy in India"
"Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match? The person who shouted ""Give me an L!"""
"Me: Where were you supposed to poop? 2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you? 2: I'm too busy."
"Morgan Freeman is in so many movies, I bet he just wanders onto film sets and says,""I'm in this now."""
"What does a soviet call someone with good vision? Glasnots."
"What's the difference between a red bucket and a green spade One is a red bucket and one is a green spade."
"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"