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Joke of the Day

"{Father & son fishing} DAD: Son, I don't say this nearly enough... SON: *smiles* Yeah? DAD: ...I used to practice kissing on your Aunt Kim."

"I heard fish is good for your brain but now I can't get the smell out of my hair"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Oh sure, just because I'm a woman means I have to do everything around here. And let me tell you..."""

"So Jesus walks into a hotel... he puts three nails on the counter and says, ""Hey, can you put me up for the night?"""

"I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples."

"I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you."

"If the quiz made you a little quizzical, what is the test going to make you? Really fucking confused."

"Guess who opened for Justin Bieber... The teenage girls."

"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"

"What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining? ""BAAAHH RAIN!"""