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Joke of the Day

"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."

"""Eat me,"" said the noun ""Say what?"" said the verb. ""Eat me,"" repeated the noun, word for word. ""Uhh...okay."" Verbatim."

"What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center? Two large plains"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter, black, and preferably fair trade."

"Sometimes I ask myself, what would Aquaman do? So I sit in the bathtub and cry about how useless I am."

"[purposefully keeps messing up my hot dog eating scene] director: cut! [sighs] bring in another hot dog, take 11"

"Diagnosing myself on WebMD after smoking a joint is a terrible idea, i always end up with HIV and I probably just have gas (and now anxiety)"

"I'm really looking to re-capture my lost youth... ...my basement door doesn't lock properly"

"It's bad luck to be superstitious."

"""We don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."