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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone else think Squidward's nose looks like...nevermind. There are children in the room."

"What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!"

"What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx"

"You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it."

"Playing guitar is a sin... ...after all, Jesus told his disciples to ""fret not."""

"I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan"

"What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea? He went home and drowned in his tea pee."

"What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist? You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

"Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from? Me"

"It's amazing how little information I need on someone before I decide I don't like them!!!"