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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."

"The best joke about Kim Jong Un [removed]"

"What's a Judge's favorite drink? Guil-tea!"

"TIL: In 1949, the French police spent 3 months investigating DiVince's Mona Lisa in connection to a murder. Apparently she was framed."

"I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw."

"Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there's a giant dog with a tiny woman in her purse."

"If Apple Saudi Arabia made a Wrestling Game, it would be called... iSlam."

"I would tell a good chemistry joke right now But all of the good ones argon"

"*Lowers thermostat* *Dad puts it back* *Lowers thermostat again* *Dad puts it back again* The real Cold War"

"I got so drunk last night i blew chunks! Chunks is my dogs name."