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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."

"How do you get garbanzo breath? Have a chickpea in your mouth"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Two Two Who? To Whom!"

"What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off."

"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? Their, they're, there."

"What did the Mexican princess ask her sister? Tijuana build a snowman?"

"I just heard that someone at my gym drilled a hole in the wall of the girls locker room. Police are looking into it."

"Wife: What are you gonna do today? Me: Shower. W: ...what else? M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower."

"Oh, so you don't know how bright this flashlight is? Let me enlighten you."

"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""