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Joke of the Day
"What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off."
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"What were the Crocodile Hunters last words? ""You Irwin some you Irlose some"" Then he dieded."
"The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing."
"My Ex Wife Still Misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER, HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see, it's funny cause marriage is terrible. Edit: Joaige"
"A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead and she sighs. ""Here we go again."""
"I made up a new word Plagiarism"
"I am in NO condition to drive. (I'm a woman.)"
"Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It's night where I am is it over can it be about me again"
"*Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS"
"How do you discipline your pet rock? You hit rock bottom!"