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Joke of the Day

"What did the Mexican princess ask her sister? Tijuana build a snowman?"

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school? Leningrad"

"My grandad is a real inspiration to get healthy, he starting running a mile a day when he was 65.... Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is"

"Why do the Amazons like Sundays? Because there's no mail. (Male)"

"Let me get this straight Hulu Plus. I pay you $ to watch shows & then you fill those shows with commercials. This sounds familiar."

"[trust fall exercise at work] CW: *closes eyes, falls, hits floor* OUCH! WTF?! YOU DIDN'T CATCH ME! M: Sorry, I thought it was optional."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Attractive."

"What does a robot do at the end of one night stand? He falls off"

"Real men don't run from problems, they fix them. Unless it's really scary"