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Joke of the Day
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? Their, they're, there."
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"My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number."
"What do Australians call the state in which Sydney is located? (nsfw) New South Fucking Wales"
"What does a stegosaurus eat off of? His plates. -Jude; My five-year-old son"
"My wife came home one day... ... to find me doing her sister up the arse. ""How could you do this to me?"" she cried. I responded, ""Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."""
"Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their hands through their hair."
"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."
"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"Yo mama so fat! Her Prius gets 12mpg."
"Me (getting choked): who called it getting new tires Guy (who is choking me): how are you breathing Me (dying): and not a retirement plan"