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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Two Two Who? To Whom!"
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"A lot of people say that alt-right would be good for America. I'll try it if Ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work."
"My views are my own, although they're heavily based on some stuff Jon Stewart said on TV last night, and the general vibe of the internet."
"Why were the coffee beans upset? Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure."
"ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking... and this [copilot starts sick beatbox] is your captain rapping ALL OUT OF FUEL ALL OUT"
"Pasta & Postmodernism What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli? Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta."
"Did you know Canada was originally going to be called ""CND""? When they were asked to spell it, they spelled it: C-eh. N-eh. D-eh."
"I had the best ice cube It's like it could melt in my mouth"
"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"
"What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? ""Dino what you're thinking."""