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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Two Two Who? To Whom!"

"I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister... It was wrong on so many levels."

"So I have had this joke in my mind for awhile but cannot figure out the best delivery... Why is it ok for police to keep rape kits in their cars? but if I have one, I am some sort of criminal."

"A man went to his doctor... Man: When i press here it hurts, when i press a little bit higher up it hurts and if i press on my leg it also hurts. Doctor: Looks like you broke your index finger."

"I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody... This whole planet is bi-polar."

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."

"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."

"Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs? Because B-shells were too small."

"(Watching Liar Liar) Wife: If you couldn't lie for 24 hrs, how much longer would we be married? Me: Until the end of this movie."

"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"