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Joke of the Day
"How do you get garbanzo breath? Have a chickpea in your mouth"
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"So I was really excited for the new Arcade Fire album... But then I remembered, it's just a Reflektor."
"Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion."
"Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings? So the banks know which ones to take back! Ha cha cha!!"
"What's the best part about marrying a farmer? You get to grow old together."
"In Germany, these are the three main fat groups: 1. Gesattigt Fett (Saturated Fat) 2. Trans Fett (Trans Fat) 3. Boba Fett"
"*driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you."
"I have a life outside of internet, it involves charging my phone."
"What do you call a group of homosexual lions? gay pride"
"The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?"