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Joke of the Day
"Green tea reduces weight* *Only if you go and pick the leaves from the mountains yourself."
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"""DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE GYM, BABY! AGES THREE TO NIIIIINNNNE!"" - Axl Rose, playground monitor."
"A son walks up to his dad and tells him: ""Dad, did you know in other countries you don't know who your wife is until you get married?"" His dad replies: ""It's like that everywhere son."""
"First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!"
"I may eat animals, but at least I wait until they're DEAD. Plants are ALIVE, vegans. You disgust me."
"Damn girl are you deaf? I said, Damn girl are you deaf?"
"Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care."
"How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton's been picked."
"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."
"Why is the Math Book so sad? It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this."