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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Math Book so sad? It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this."

"knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""KGB."" ""KGB wh--"" [slap recipient of the joke] ""Vee vill ask za questions!"""

"Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US."

"eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as i thought."

"Losing it guys vs girls (NSFW) ""Losing your virginity to an asshole"" is an unfortunate event for girls but a damn good one for guys."

"What did the window say when it was cracked? Well this is a pane in my glass."

"What is Cole's law? Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise"

"Why do anarchists smell so bad? Because they're *revolting*"

"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."

"Before Twitter I had to disappoint people in person."