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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Math Book so sad? It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this."

"That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale."

"One of my grandfather's favorites. What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor? ""Ptui"""

"What stretches more skin or rubber? Skin, because in the bible it says that Moser tied his ass to a tree and walked 20 miles."

"*sees gf upset* Me: she looks mad, I should say something Brain: lol tell her she's overreacting Me: ok"

"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!!"

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was too tired."

"Why don't Hindus ever have good luck after reincarnating? They always get buried in Indian burial grounds"

"My neighbours probably think I'm getting laid, but these are just the sounds I make whenever I take my socks off."

"Amelia Earfart was the first woman to transatlantic fart around the world. it was silent but deadly. i love you."