198101

Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."

"*gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*"

"Bradley Cooper looks like a guy who's playing a ""famous actor"" in a made-for-TV movie."

"My GF bragged about the cat sleeping next to her I told her ""Yes, he seems to be attracted to the overwhelming aroma of fish"""

"My 5-year-old found two pennies and shared one with her sister. I grounded them both because I'm not raising any communists."

"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY."

"I think we should find time today to send a friend request to Myspace Tom on Facebook; he was there for us when we didn't have any friends."

"What did the bad rapper get for Christmas? J Coal"

"I went into a haunted house today. All the ghosts ejaculated on my face. It was a bookkake."

"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"