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Joke of the Day

"One I just heard. Part of me says ""I can't keep drinking like this."" The other part of me says ""Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk."""

"Freaking out people walking round the cemetery dressed as a Ghostbuster."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals."

"How do you make 50 old ladies go ""fuck! Shout ""bingo!"""

"What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain"

"Knock, knock... Chicken combo... Why did the chicken cross the road? *I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?* To go and see ugly... Knock, Knock *Who's there?* **The chicken**"

"What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists? Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)"

"How do you keep water warn in the winter? Have it wear an aqua-fur."

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