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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor? He got the sack.."
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"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."
"An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern Baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote"
"What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal? ... The ethiopian chasing it."
"[OC] What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation? A mitre-cycle!"
"What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !"
"Who are the fastest readers ? 9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds"
"One beer can in a cooler says ""what's up?"" to another. The other one replied, ""Just chilling""."
"A little boy asked his father... ""Daddy, what's a transvestite?"" ""Go ask your mother. He'll tell you."""
"*Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*"