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Joke of the Day
"Who are the fastest readers ? 9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds"
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"I've been saying I'll sleep when I'm dead for so long, I'm starting to really look forward to dying."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot."
"What's 6"" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants?? My iPhone 6."
"""I ~don't own~ a TV."" *Binge-views 8 hours of Netflix in bed.*"
"ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print"
"Elmo: Oscar, why are you a grouch? Oscar: Growing up, my parents were- *stabs Elmo with broken beer bottle* CUZ I LIVE IN A TRASHCAN."
"If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it? Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen."
"If you think it's hilarious that George Bush is getting a library, wait till you hear he was our PRESIDENT for EIGHT YEARS."
"What do you call a Chinese conga line? A Chu Chu train"